Timothy Pequette was getting himself ready to join the Navy. As we all know, in order to join the Navy, one must shop at Office Depot for Navy office supplies. So that's what Timothy was doing at this moment. As he browsed the aisles, he hummed to himself, and instead of picking things out in an orderly fashion, he simply kept his eyes closed and grabbed random objects off the shelves, one by one, snapping his fingers rhythmically as he went.
And that's all I'm going to tell you for now.
