Four french fries were sitting on a large log that had been constructed thirty years earlier by a man named Tturbulenttz. Tturbulenttz had been out of tulip extract, so, being a very resourceful man, he used his tonsils to eject a large log from deep inside himself, and then used this in the place of tulip extract. Tturbulenttz owned tens of thousands of chalices, all of whom he kept imprisoned on his farm that resided in the dead center of Connecticut. So these french fries had been sitting on this log for ten years, and they were getting all old and gross by now, which grossed out two passersby, who happened to be a couple of very large mammoth tusks that were suspended in the air. These tusks floated by, pulled forward by an unknown force, and these french fries, who were considerably bored, decided to leech every ounce of energy out of the two mammoth tusks.
"Aaaaaaahhh..." they all said in unison. They all merged together to become a large, fat boy named Squelch Disaster Boy.
"Hey!" yelled Squelch Disaster Boy. "I am beating on my chest with force!" He then began to beat on his chest with force. He thumped along through the forest until he came to a clearing.
"This clearing," he stated boldly, "is a clearing that symbolizes who we are today as a functioning society, in that it is akin to many different species of bears which are born with four dysfunctional wings on each of their backs."
Squelch Disaster Boy tumbled heavily through the thicket, stopping now and then to create a new type of animal and place it in a tree. The sum total of these types of animals came out to 30,000.
"I am proud of all the new animals I've created," he said proudly. Then he found an old machete stuck in the ground and used it to serve himself from a carton of pudding that he had been carrying in his pocket for three days.
"Nothing beats tomato sauce," he said, and winked. As he did this, there came a dinging sound from somewhere above him, and then there came a loud, quick series of drum hits that formed what is usually used to finish off a good joke. When Squelch Disaster Boy was finished with his pudding, he threw it onto the ground with so much force that it exploded into a startlingly gigantic mass of burning oil that scorched the edges of the earth and left society trembling at its roots. Then everyone died at the same time, and the earth exploded in spectacular flames.
