COOKIES!!! Have you ever eaten cookies before? They're great. They're usually round, and they contain things. Some of these things are vats of molten lead. Some of these things are vats of oxygen. Pure oxygen. Cookies are generally found in remote forest areas, and are usually considered to be a rare delicacy, unless, of course, you live in a remote forest area. Some claim to possess the ability to "bake" cookies by mixing embryos, mammary gland liquid, ground-up rocks, wheat, and other plant extracts, and proceeding to arrange this mixture into round shapes, which they place on a thick sheet of metal and immerse in heat for half an hour or so. "It's like magic," said Timmy. He waved his hands in circles and swallowed his friends. "I now have no friends," he said.
